I know that the parallel between God and Google is starting to be a cliche, but somehow since the beta launch of Google+ this came top of mind again for me. As Google just added yet another divine quality to its already quite potent set of services to us humble servants of Google. : )

But let me back track first for those of you who have never thought about the Godly attributes of the all-mighty Google, and lets start with the definition of “God” according to WikiPedia (btw I found the page by consulting Google)
“God is most often conceived of as the supernatural creator and overseer of the universe. Theologians have ascribed a variety of attributes to the many different conceptions of God. The most common among these include omniscience (infinite knowledge), omnipotence (unlimited power), omnipresence (present everywhere), omnibenevolence (perfect goodness), divine simplicity, and eternal and necessary existence.” Source WikiPedia
Good Google!
God is thought to be an entity in which we mortals can turn to when in a time of need. Google clearly fulfils this to a much larger degree than traditional “gods”. According to Google trends, the term “Google” is searched for more than the terms “God”, “Jesus”, “Allah”, “Buddha”, “Christianity”, “Islam”, “Buddhism” and “Judaism” combined!!!
Omniscience (infinite knowledge)
Google indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.
Omnipresence (present everywhere)
Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity. (Except in China where Google is not God)
Divine simplicity
Google design and service principles clearly seek to provide you with a simple experience. Both from a visual design as from a UX perspective, simplicity is at the heart of her devine manifestations.

Eternal
Google is potentially immortal. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever and is infinite. Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers.
source: The Church Of Google
And then there was Google+
Now if all of the above did not freak you out yet, Google just got one step closer to divinity with the birth of Google+. Of course social networks is nothing new, so the phenomenon is not divine on its own. Its adding the data of social tribes and their conversations to the existing mix of the data Google is capturing from Search, Ads, Gmail, Calendar, Documents, Photos – Picasa, Movies – Youtube, Shopping, Maps, Android, GoogleTV and Chrome to name a few of the big ones. Google now really knows and hears everything we do, when we do it and where we do it. And they are pretty good at predicting what we will do too.
It remains to be seen if people will all move their digital social networks from Facebook to Google+, however If I were to put my money on who would win this race I would put it on Google.
“Knowledge is power” Sir Francis Bacon
With all of the ‘knowledge’ Google is capturing of us as societies and as individuals you could say that they have also achieved the divine attribute of omnipotence (unlimited power).
The services Google provides are awesome, and I love and use them every day. However sometimes I just wonder about the most divine attribute of them all; omnibenevolence (perfect goodness).
At the end of the day Google is a business and even if the their corporate philosophy it states “that a company can make money without being evil” I do still think that benevolence might not always be in their interest. The issue which potentially arises goes beyond what I wrote about in my post “Privacy & Social Media | Is Nothing Sacred Anymore? ” As its not about what others know about you, its about what could happen if the data Google has fall in the wrong hands.

When my mind really goes paranoid I think about what the worst case scenario could be. A sudden change of power in the USA, where all of a sudden all the data Google has captured will be used against humanity at large. Or in a useless “War on terror”. Catch my drift? It did happen before not so long ago.
Google in bed with U.S. intelligence
This is a call to all of us, to use these great services, but be conscious about what it is you are doing. Know Google sees and remembers everything you do online.
“With great power, comes great responsibility” Stan Lee

So the question which remains is: Is Google God?
I was looking for Google-on-Demand, but the seach on Google said: “GOD not found. Do you mean Google?”. True story, really :)
hahaha OMGoogle! : ) you see… proof!!
Your post Rocks Hardcore!
You gave me much to think about and laugh about. :)
I do believe God is everywhere…even the net.
I want to believe there are more good people than evil.
But Google is not divine! You missed one very important attribute of God. God is immutable or perfect. There is no need to change God for God is absolute perfection.
Will Google absolve what we do online??? ;)
Thx for a great piece!
ALL HAIL GOOGLE!
As far as corporations go, I think Google is one of the less evil ones. And despite all the freakouts about privacy, in the end, I realized – who cares? It doesn’t really affect me when I share things. Well, unless Google decides to make your porn history public. But from what I see on the internet, and what I observed with others, everyone has their own quirks.
“Privacy is overrated.” (I think Jeff Jarvis said that? Might be wrong.)
Hi Anye! Thanks for stepping by and sharing your thoughts on the topic! :) But I really dont agree with you. Indeed, I also dont care so much about what other people see about what I do online. As I dont have much to hide. However if all the data collected from billions of people gets in the wrong hands, it might get used against us in ways you cant even begin to imagine.
I do hope however that will never happen :)
ciao
Thomas
Great post Thomas! You summed it up well below:
“This is a call to all of us, to use these great services, but be conscious about what it is you are doing. Know Google sees and remembers everything you do online.
“With great power, comes great responsibility” Stan Lee”
This last line is key and the only way to manage our social graphs is to be kind and positive always. We would rather have that used against us, right? ;)
Amen bro! Indeed… Spiderman had a lot of wisdom :) now let’s hope the founders of Google read comics! :P
Another excellent post Thomas.. (sort of) laughed my ass off. It is a bit scary too though.
Thanks so much Qurie! :)
Good like always , Thomas.
I agree.
Is like Shin and Shan … but… who knows!!
Its about social awareness and responsibility. Information in the wrong hands can cause disaster and calamity.
Isnot abou one or ten or hundred persons … is about millons and millons… something potentially
Scary to me.
F.
My belief: If I don’t want my spouse, my parent, my child or my boss to be able to read it, I won’t hit the send button — especially since most everything is archived for future use. You may say something today that will embarrass you in 25 years.
It’s an interesting line of thought you offer here. It leads to why Google can be both a blessing and a curse.
Indeed Google seems to be everywhere and a driving force in the world. But let’s not forget this: God (or whatever you want to call this universal power) is a creative force by nature, Google is mainly harvesting and thriving on what’s already there.
It does so (well, often) in a useful and even intelligent way, but like FaceBook, Twitter, or any other online service Google is a business model. Man made. So by nature fallible. By nature driven by economics. And as much driven by what’s good and bad in mankind as any human being.
When you look at it closely, we are not merely Google’s users and customers, we are its product (see: http://www.nybooks.com/articles/archives/2011/aug/18/how-google-dominates-us/?page=1 – quite long, but very insightful article on how the Google mechanism works). Google sells what’s known about us and keeps getting better at this. Which explains both its existence as well as its social and financial succes. Google is a significant factor because its business model pays off, not because it loves mankind or wants to do good.
All these elements (and the ones you mention) make for a potentially harmful and un-godlike mix. Or at least something to keep a watchful eye over and use with common sense. Maybe one should compare Google not to god, but to a religion. God can mean well, but it doesn’t mean a religion can’t be harmful.
So you don’t need to wonder about it’s omnibenevolence: it was never there and it never will be. That’s an absolute certainty.
And by the way: Google only knows (almost) everything that’s online – offline it’s pretty hopeless ;-).
Hi Maarten! Great comment!
Which makes me wonder…. wasnt God a man made invention to begin with? :)
Thanks for leaving your provoking thoughts behind!
ciao
Thomas
Hi Thomas,
Thanks and yeah, you’re right, one could say that – that’s why I use a lower case g ;-)
By the way, what makes me smile is this: picturing Google ending up like that purpose build supercomputer in The Hitchhiker’s Guide To The Galaxy movie: giving ’42′ as the answer to ‘The question of life, the universe and everything else’, after 75 million years of calculating… And building another computer called Earth to help out…